Binz Leads Standings

Tonight we are too drunk to comment on the standings. Yet here we are, ever stalwart, commenting on the standings indeed. I wonder how long we could go on without saying racist. Whites are --- Oh wait we recovered in time.

STANDINGS THROUGH THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17

1. John Binz, Da Nang Dynamos
108.9 PointsFigure Skating 37.5 (1G, 1S)
Biathlon 27.5 (2G, 1S, 1B)
Cross Country Skiing 12.5 (1G, 1S)
Short Track Speed Skating 12.5 (1G)
Freestyle Skiing 6.3 (1S)
Alpine Skiing 4.2 (1S)
Speed Skating 8.4 (2S)

2. Ellis Kunka, Cornballers
104.6 PointsLuge 25 (1G, 1S)
Nordic Combined 16.7 (1G)
Alpine Skiing 24 (1G, 3S, 1B)
Short Track Speed Skating 12.5 (1G)
Ski Jumping 8.3 (1S)
Speed Skating 14.6 (1G, 1S, 1B)
Cross Country Skiing 4.2 (1S)

3. Tim Lavoie, Fightin' Ovechkins
100.1 PointsSnowboarding 50.1 (2G, 1S, 2B)
Figure Skating 25 (1G)
Ski Jumping 16.7 (1G)
Speed Skating 8.3 (1G)

4. Brian Schwartz, Nordique Combined
82.1 PointsLuge 50.1 (2G, 1S, 2B)
Freestyle Skiing 18.7 (1G, 2B)
Cross Country Skiing 8.3 (1G)
Biathlon 5 (1S)

5. Zach Chromiak, Banker's Club
80.9 PointsBiathlon 17.5 (1G, 3B)
Snowboarding 16.7 (1G)
Cross Country Skiing 10.5 (1G, 2B)
Speed Skating 10.4 (1G, 1B)
Figure Skating 6.3 (1B)
Luge 4.2 (1B)
Short Track Speed Skating 3.1 (1B)

6. Brittany B., Buck-Toothed Rabbit Bitches
70.3 PointsSpeed Skating 12.5 (1G, 1S)
Biathlon 15 (1G, 1S)
Short Track Speed Skating 9.4 (1S, 1B)
Nordic Combined 8.3 (1S)
Speed Skating 8.3 (1G)
Figure Skating 6.3 (1B)
Cross Country Skiing 4.2 (1S)
Ski Jumping 4.2 (1B)
Speed Skating 4.2 (1S)
Alpine Skiing 2.1 (1B)

7. Dave Spence, Paragons
55.9 PointsFigure Skating 12.5 (1S)
Speed Skating 10.4 (1G, 1B)
Biathlon 10 (1G)
Luge 8.3 (1S)
Cross Country Skiing 6.3 (1S, 1B)
Short Track Speed Skating 6.3 (1S)
Snowboarding 4.2 (1B)

8. Adam Claus, Ice Lugers
52.6 PointsFreestyle Skiing 18.8 (1G, 1S)
Biathlon 15 (1G, 1S)
Snowboarding 12.5 (1S, 1B)
Alpine Skiing 4.2 (2B)
Speed Skating 2.1 (1B)

9. Joy Sadaly, Olympic Ring Worm Wood Stock Market District Attorney
35.4 PointsSnowboarding 16.7 (1G)
Alpine Skiing 8.3 (1G)
Snowboarding 8.3 (1G)
Speed Skating 2.1 (1B)