Slovakia's Biathlon Gold Surprises Everyone ...Except Brittany B.

Brittany B.'s Buck-Toothed Rabbit Bitches took the lead Saturday afternoon during the first day of medal competition, earning medals in all three of the first three final rounds.

Her 13th round pick, Slovakia Biathlon, took the gold in the women's 7.5km biathlon sprint. Anastazia Kuzmina won her country's first ever Olympic gold medal, and more importantly, the first gold for Buck-Toothed Rabbit Bitches.
STANDINGS THROUGH SATURDAY AFTERNOON, FEBRUARY 13

1. Brittany B., Buck-Toothed Rabbit Bitches
18.4 PointsBiathlon 10 (1G)
Ski Jumping 4.2 (1B)
Speed Skating 4.2 (1S)

2. Tim Lavoie, Fightin' Ovechkins
16.7 PointsSki Jumping 16.7 (1G)

3. Ellis Kunka, Cornballers
16.6 PointsSki Jumping 8.3 (1S)
Speed Skating 8.3 (1G)

4. Adam Claus, Ice Lugers
7.1 PointsBiathlon 5 (1S)
Speed Skating 2.1 (1B)

5. Zach Chromiak, Banker's Club
2.5 PointsBiathlon 2.5 (1B)