Ever since the shin injury to Cornballers star skier Lindsey Vonn, heavy rains have caused slushy conditions - forcing postponement of the alpine skiing competition, and giving Vonn more time to recover.
The foul weather is a fortuitous coincidence for Kunka. Or is it?"It was one thing when Ellis Kunka stole my research during the draft," said Da Nang Dynamos manager John Binz. "But it's a complete and utter bush league maneuver to cloud seed Whistler in order to give Lindsey Vonn three extra days to finish fifth."
Strong words from a former friend. Unnamed sources also theorized that Kunka has been using mass quantities of aerosol in hopes of accelerating global warming.
While rivals are investigating rumors of Kunka's alleged tactics, in the end the controversy may be a moot point as the scoring system allows for no deductions for cloud seeding.
It's all gamesmanship, my friends.
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