Sadaly Finally On The Board

You might have thought too yourself when you saw last night's standings, Self, weren't there nine teams in the league? There are, and now there are nine teams in the standings.

Olympic Ring Worm Wood Stock Market District Attorney, halfheartedly managed by Joy Sadaly, finally got on the board today with a gold in the marquee Alpine skiing event, Men's Downhill. After two days of delays, Switzerland's Didier Defago won the event with .07 seconds to spare. Now Joy Sadaly's team will be annoyingly lengthening up the standings.

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