Ellis Kunka Clinches Championship

Cornballers clinched the Fantasy Winter Olympics when Team Finland defeated Slovakia 5-3 in the bronze medal hockey game. What a great run for the team that has led for the past week. And an amazing managing job by Ellis Kunka.
Just as I have admitted that Derek Jeter is a Hall of Famer, so too must I admit that Ellis Kunka is the best Fantasy Olympic manager.

Nordique Combined manager Brian Schwartz - the only team remaining in contention - texted Cornballers with a conciliatory message just minutes ago. "Congratulations on winning the Fantasy Olympics. I couldn't have lost to a better man," he wrote.

"Thank you," replied Kunka. "The party will be extraordinary."

I really don't think that Chase Utley attended the 2009 Yankees' World Series celebration. Of course, as a multimillionaire, Chase Utley had less of an interest in drinking for free.

Ellis Kunka's team had an amazing run. Critics be damned, he is a great champion. I hope the champagne tastes good.