Cornballers Routed By USA Hockey

Cornballers, traditionally considered the Yankees of Fantasy Winter Olympics, are looking a lot more like the Mets. Cornballers manager Ellis Kunka failed to take even the smallest step to prepare his Finland hockey team for a game that could have locked up the Fantasy Olympic title. Was today's 6-1 USA win the start of an epic Cornballers collapse?

Canada Hockey has played exceptionally well since Nordique Combined manager Brian Schwartz reportedly skipped Evidence to coach the team in Vancouver. Faced with the same decision, an overconfident Ellis Kunka attended Evidence - a decision which directly led to six first period goals today by Team USA (Dave Spence/Paragons).
Cornballers still lead Nordique Combined by 33.3 points, but Nordique Combined could more than make up that difference if Canada takes the men's hockey gold medal.

Even if Canada gets upset by Slovakia tonight, Cornballers are not out of the woods. Buck-Toothed Rabbit Bitches trail by 59 points but could make up most of that difference with a Slovakia gold medal. Bitches manager Brittany B. skipped Cyberspace and the Law yesterday to plan her defensive pairings in hopes of stopping Canada's offense in tonight's game.

Overall, today's game was just a devastating loss by a team whose manager apparently thinks the Fantasy Olympics ended Wednesday.